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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family."
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"My neighbor's wife asked me if I wanted to help make her husband jealous... I said ""sure!"" and hung myself in the bedroom closet."
"Whenever I hear someone scream ""Call an ambulance,"" I'm like, um, ever heard of email"
"What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston? [Oc] The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead."
"I don't know why women spend so much money on sunglasses... Wouldn't it be cheaper to just tint the kitchen windows!"
"Veggietales is making a version of 50 Shades of Grey... It's called ""The Artichoke Hearts""."
"Let's play a game called Fuck Off You go first"
"Why aren't redheads very good R&B singers? Because they have no soul"
"The waiter at the Mexican restaurant called me ""Amigo"". Am I in a gang now?"
"How many suh dudes does it take to change a light bulb? None, its already lit fam!"