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Joke of the Day
"What does it sound like when two churches fight? Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!"
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"I bought a second hand deck of cards from a casino in Las Vegas, but after 4 weeks they hadn't arrived. When I asked for an update, they said they were still dealing with my order."
"What do tampons and white women have in common? They are both stuck up cunts."
"""Can I have a pound of onions please."" ""Sorry sir, it's kilos these days."" ""oh, ok, can I have a pound of kilos please."""
"I used to be a people person, but apparently collecting people in your basement is frowned upon."
"I was standing next to a guy before he was brutally stabbed. It was a near-death experience."
"What do you call a castrated male chicken that runs an illegal moonshine business? Al Capon"
"I'm not worried about Muslim suicide bombers They can only do it once. Those Hindu suicide bombers are the real threat."
"I hate how my job always expects me to show up."
"Stephen Hawking masturbating Now there's a stroke of genius"