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Joke of the Day

"Found an eyelash on my pizza. Wished for more pizza."

"What is the quickest way to get some easy money Saying ""Ive got $200 on Rhonda Rousey to win, any takers?"""

"Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend? He told her he *can't elope*."

"I was at a restaurant and didn't have any money left after paying for my meal. So I tipped the waitress my fedora."

"There are two kinds of people in this world that I cannot stand * Those who are intolerant to other people's cultures. * The Dutch."

"A reposter reposted... And he was ashamed of himself."

"I think there are no black guys in NASCAR because the seats won't recline and there's no room for a gangsta lean."

"It's amazing what you can accomplish when you do stuff."

"Best Place to hide.. Where's the best place to hide a body? Page two of Google."

"How do you separate the Greek boys from the Greek men at a Greek BBQ? With a Crowbar!!!!!"