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Joke of the Day
"The stock market monitors Chuck Norris."
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"How is Liam Neeson and an ionic bond alike? They are always having something get taken."
"""There's approximately a 50% chance there will be weather today."" -meteorologists"
"What is a KKK member's favorite board game? CROSS fire"
"Apparently the majority of The United Arab Emirates don't allow The Flintstones to be shown... However Abu Dhabi do."
"An elderly Asian man goes to the eye doctor The doctor takes one look at his eyes and says ""Sir, I think you have cataracts"". To which his patient replies ""No i don't, i drive a rincoln rontinental""."
"What is the difference between a blonde and a hen? The blonde doesn't sit still when she is on eggs."
"A 'short' Joke About Midgets Why do midgets laugh while running? Because the grass tickles their balls."
"How do you make an octopus laugh? By giving it ten tickles *badumts*"
"What does DNA stand for? National Association for Dyslexics"