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Joke of the Day

"Is okay to laugh if Hitler jokes are considered to be the vorst?"

"Why did the piglets get in trouble in their biology class? They ate all the specimens."

"I used to date a girl with cataracts Things were going great until one day she stopped seeing me."

"Two scientists walk into a bar... Two scientists walk into a bar. The first asks for H2O. The second asks for H2O, too. The second man dies."

"How does Harry Potter get down a hill? By running. J.K! Rowling."

"Why did the baker have brown hands? Because he kneeded a poo!"

"I just ended a 5 year relationship! I am fine though because it wasn't my relationship."

"16,875,547,322 traffic-related bug deaths so far this year"

"Whats the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana? Tiger Woods had a better driver."

"I give to you a joke I made up when I was seven: Why did the computer crash? Because it had a bad driver! *drops mic*"