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Joke of the Day

"My mother told me ""When god closes a door, he opens a window."" I told her, he better shut that damn window too. It's 96 Degrees outside and he's letting my cold air out."

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"Why can't you see a transgender who's a dad? Because he's a transparent. Apologies if I could've worded it different."
"Have you heard of that movie, ""Constipation""? It's not out yet."
"I traced the call. It was phone-shaped."
"I hate gender roles. They make me so angry and virile and strong"
"side effects of Cialis may include dragging 2 bath tubs outside to sit in to watch the sunset with your confused but supportive partner"
"I happily dad joked my fiance While on her way to work, she texted me saying she only put deodorant on one side. To which I replied, ""At least you won't smell half bad!"""
"Did you hear about the farmer running the illicit sex ring? Apparently it was a pig fucking deal."
"What is brown and sits in a toilet in a dutch attic? The diarrhea of Anne Frank."
"I have to write 4 pages in 3 hours, but at least I'm not deployed in Iraq."