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Joke of the Day

"I happily dad joked my fiance While on her way to work, she texted me saying she only put deodorant on one side. To which I replied, ""At least you won't smell half bad!"""

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"Racism, white supremacy, xenophobia, sexism, misogyny, etc...these things aren't wrong. They're just alt-right."
"Stephen Tyler looks like he's made from leftover pieces of Mickey Rourke."
"Your mom is like a bowling ball she gets picked up, fingered, thrown down a dark alley, and she always comes back for more."
"Let's try something different: How about anonymous white people arguing with one another viciously on the internet? Has that been tried yet?"
"Onions My friend told me that onions are the only edible plant that can make you cry. I bludgeoned his head with a watermelon."
"Do you love multiple trees? ...No. I'm mahogamous."
"Hilary Clinton is elected president ... FTFY"
"""Ice, Ice, Baby, Vanilla, Ice, Ice, Baby."" - Worst cocktail recipe ever"
"The tag on this hot tub reads ""6 man"" when I clearly ordered a 1 man 5 woman hot tub. This one is going back!"