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Joke of the Day

"I have to write 4 pages in 3 hours, but at least I'm not deployed in Iraq."

"What is Homer Simpsons favorite bread? Sour-Doh!"

"I would like to make a masturbation joke But today that would be way to corny"

"How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb? Have you tried turning it off and back on?"

"[god designing humans] Angel: there was a mix-up at the factory. The intestines are way too long God: *stuffing em all in there* I got this"

"This is the best day of my life! ""Why?"" I just got 1000 comment karma! ""I don't get it, what's the joke?"" My life, my life is the joke."

"The Russian army orders 100K rubbers from a US company, specifying 12"" fit needed. The US firm fills the order with packaging marked ""MEDIUM."""

"I wanted to be a Ninja, so I googled ""Ninja school"" I followed the link to their website, and it said ""Page cannot be found"" WOW, these motherfuckers are good."

"The only thing worse than a male chauvinistic pig is a woman that won't do as she is told."

"Why is there a fence around the graveyard? Because people are dying to get in!"