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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard of that movie, ""Constipation""? It's not out yet."
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"How heavy is a Chinese dumpling? Wonton."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Grunge Barbie ...with flannel shirt and a goatee"
"Someone stole all the toilet seats at the station! Authorities have nothing to go on."
"What's the difference between the Holocaust and the Boston Marathon Bombing? The Boston Marathon Bombing ended a race."
"[NSFW] Prostitutes prices have gotten much cheaper You get more bang for your buck"
"Begin this thing doesn't or end Yoda's (lost) last words."
"An eskimo on holiday in Wales... His car breaks down. A Welshman looks under the bonnet and says, ""you've blown a seal"" Eskimo says ""so what, you fuck sheep"""
"Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying ""BACH BACH BACH"""
"i mute every grouptext cuz friendship is cool but also generally annoying"