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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the farmer running the illicit sex ring? Apparently it was a pig fucking deal."
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"I have a really annoying joke but first you will need to take a deep breath and blink hard... Ha, now you are conscious of your breathing and blinking."
"What is a pirate's favorite letter? R, but his first love was the C."
"Why didn't the vampire feed off of Taylor Swift? She had Bad Blood."
"""...until death do us part."" *looks at minister* ""What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie? Then I can bang other chicks?"""
"What do you call a hispanic gas? Cabron Dioxide!"
"Where in the world was Carmen, San Diego. San Diego, you idiot."
"How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they'll just beat the room for being black."
"How do you pick up a jewish girl? In a dustpan."
"I went the other day to buy some camo pants,but could not find any..."