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Joke of the Day

"Isn't America great! People shouting USA! At sporting events or after a disaster and we bond together. Or at home depot where its like I'll take you essay and you essay and you essay over there."

"""Pistorius"" sounds like a spell Harry Potter would have use to make someone's legs disappear. This is Frankie Boyles joke, not mine"

"Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin? Because he had my grains"

"What do you call a lousy psychic? Telepathetic."

"Sometimes I feel like people are just using me for my likes."

"A Women' Apology I am sorry, But it was Your mistake."

"A Priest and a Rabbi walk in a bar... and they say to each other ""what is this, a joke?"""

"Hot mothers in your area want you to text them to let them know you got home ok."

"Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun? -It burns too easily"

"Do you want to 68? You go down on me and I'll owe you one."