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Joke of the Day
"Animal testing is pointless. We already know they're animals."
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"Guys socialize by making fun of each other, but they don't mean it. Girls socialize by giving compliments to each other but they don't meant it either."
"What's green and can eat 50 hot dogs in a minute? Kobayoshi."
"Did you hear about the epileptic midget who works at the pizzeria? They call him Little Seizures."
"Why did the fence get busted for having stolen goods? Because it got grassed up by the lawn."
"Every so often, I try to fornicate a large word into conversation, even if I'm not sure what it means."
"Why did the girl quit her job at the doughnut factory? Because she was fed up with the hole business."
"AMA: I am a submarine naval commander discharged for friendly fire in an underwater sea battle Oops, wrong sub."
"Police Officer: Why were you speeding? Women Driver: I was late for traffic school."
"What is the most offensive coffee to tornado victims? House blend."