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Joke of the Day
"Hot mothers in your area want you to text them to let them know you got home ok."
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"That feeling when you think someone's smiling at you but it's actually directed at someone behind you is the way I feel all the time"
"Being a vegetarian is a big missed steak."
"...it's like what the mussel said to the clam... ""I wouldn't wish that on an anemone!"""
"I can't believe it's 2012 and street signals are still only telling white people to cross"
"Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking? A moo'd specialist."
"What's the capital of Greece? (x-post from /r/MeanJokes) About 10. DISCLAIMER: I heard this joke from /u/r4e3d2d2i8t5. All due credit to that person."
"If a stranger catches you taking their photo, let them know it's okay by softly saying, ""Don't worry, this is just for me"""
"I've just been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants..... Feefiphobia"
"I tried to teach my grandma how to eat noodles with chopsticks She accidentally made a sweater."