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Joke of the Day
"Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun? -It burns too easily"
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"What is worse than ants in your pants? Uncles in your pants"
"Why do people always look so embarrassed walking down the street with a pizza box? Be proud man, you've got a pizza!"
"Everyone hates their job until someone brings cupcakes in."
"In life, God is my co-pilot. Unfortunately He is on the no-fly list thanks to His ties to several extremist groups."
"My little sister's cat died... ...she cried telling me she needs another identical one. I got her one today, but i don't know why she needs another dead cat."
"This is just a quick shout-out to bread bowls, waffle cones and other edible containers. You guys are doing a great job."
"Talking on your cell during church isn't good, but if you use blue tooth hands free they just think you've got the spirit."
"Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable"
"Everybody's getting Oreos with their Christmas cards this year. Related: Don't eat cookies while you're licking envelopes."