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Joke of the Day

"Buying In Bulk In theory: Oh good, I'll have enough chips to last all month In reality: I'm gonna eat 5 family size bags of chips tonight"

"There was a study on the different sexes least favorite word. They found that indeed ""moist"" was the least favorite word among women and that ""deeper"" was the least favorite word among men."

"I just murdered a tree and put its decorated corpse on display in my living room. For Jesus."

"My son is screaming his head off in his room but there's no way I'm going in there if his monster reports are true."

"Star Trek joke When the shields are down... Klingon."

"Who sculpted Mount Rushmore? George Washington Carver."

"If you think a minute goes by really fast you've never been on a treadmill."

"A vinter had twin ginger daughters. He named the first Rosay and the second Rose bee."

"What do you want to do before you tickle someone? Test-tickles"

"I'm should probably update everyone who wrote ""Have a great summer!"" in my high school yearbook. It was okay."