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Joke of the Day

"Wanna know something about whiteboards? They're remarkable."

"what did the depressed monkey say when his tail went through the lawnmower? It won't be long now..."

"After decades of intense research, scientists have finally figured out what a woman wants Unfortunately, she's since changed her mind."

"Q: If Bill and Hillary jumped together off the Washington monument who'd land first? A: Who cares!"

"Do you guys/gals like horse jokes? Yeah or neeiiigghh?"

"*getting murdered* Oh, wow, this is totally clearing my sinuses"

"Everyone hates the word moist until they eat a very dry muffin."

"This morning I combed my son's hair sideways and to the front then yelled ""you just got Bieber'd!"" He's not talking to me."

"Ever fill a garbage bag, put your foot on it and stomped the hell out of it so it held 9 times what it's supposed to? Yoga pants explained."

"Wanna hang together? ill bring the rope"