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Joke of the Day
"How many pretty girls are there at a monastery? Nun."
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"What is a ghost's favorite part of school? Spirit week."
"Why can't Obama dance? Cause he has two leftist feet."
"It's not a flaw to have a husband, but an essential drawback to have a wife."
"When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear? Vehicular man's laughter"
"Whats the worst animal to play cards with? A Cheetah."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cicero ! Cicero who ? Cicero the boat ashore !"
"TIL Chicago is the #1 supporter of Latin women. They always yell: Go Chica! Go!"
"""She's cute I swear, let me find a better picture."" Me telling my friends about my new girlfriend."
"What do you call Nitrogen after the sunrises? Daytrogen."