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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse."

"If the picture you took of the bad weather while driving isn't followed by a picture of your car crash then it wasn't that bad."

"Occasionally I like to stroll into a bank, pull a gun, shout ""Everybody be cool!"" and then hand out sunglasses and leather jackets."

"What kind of cheese do rich people eat? Guccheese."

"Q: Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses? A: So they don't disgrace themselves in parades."

"Neck Exercises by G. Rarff"

"Someone just gave me a CD rack, which would have been an awesome gift if this was 1994"

"What do you call an Arab riding a camel with a goat on a leash? Bisexual."

"And the Lord said unto John, ""Come forth and receive eternal life""... But John came fifth and had to eat the biscuit."

"There should be a.... Women's rights music group called Feminem."