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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the two car pile up in Mexico? 200 people died."
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"If by 'paleontologist' you mean I can name all 5 shapes in the box of dinosaur chicken nuggets then, yes, I am a paleontologist."
"My brother is so immature he was a stillbirth"
"The best place to get pumpkins cheap is driving around the neighborhood at 4AM. Got 5 nice ones this morning."
"What do you call a dead pigeon? A pige-out ...made it myself..."
"How many Mexicans does it take to build a Holy Shit they're done!"
"A camel can work 10 days without drinking, I can drink 10 days without working."
"What has 90 balls and screws old women? Bingo!"
"What do you call it when you shit yourself during the first meal of the day? An Incontinent-al Breakfast"
"What do you call a pessimistic melon? A cantaloupe"