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Joke of the Day

"Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray? Because the label said, ""Contents Under Pressure"" Got this joke from my brother :D"

"What sexual position makes the ugliest babies? Ask your mom"

"What do you get when you put jelly into Flint, Michigan's water supply? Pb & J."

"Aaron Hernandez will be just fine They're always drafting tight ends in prison."

"An electrician beat himself with live wires His wife called the police He was charged with battery."

"What's the best thing about AIDS? You're always positive"

"Jurassic Park (1993): An old man with ungodly amounts of money doesn't have any common sense."

"When I was 8 yrs old, I walked to school by myself; now you have to hold your kid's hand right up to their first drug deal."

"Al Gore cried after having sex ... He released too many emissions."

"Airline passenger fell asleep on my shoulder. It was already awkward so I just went ahead & braided her hair."