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Joke of the Day

"Airline passenger fell asleep on my shoulder. It was already awkward so I just went ahead & braided her hair."

"I'm holding a latte and a scone while I break into this Audi so people think it's mine and I've locked my keys in it."

"I don't like snakes, but ""Diarrhea on a Plane"" would be a lot scarier."

"Do bakers get depressed...? Or do they just experience extreme self-loaving?"

"A train station is where a train stops... A train station is where a train stops, a bus station is where a bus stops, now you know why they call it a work station"

"No body What do you call a man with no body and a nose? Nobody knows!"

"Coworker: I have a degree in History. Me: That'll really come in handy if life starts going backwards."

"Did you hear about the guy who died of constipation? Yeah, he stopped giving a shit."

"For every action, there is an equal and opposite... This post is not longer available due to a trademark claim by Fine Brothers Entertainment."

"Thank you Facebook for putting everyone's Facebook page link on their Facebook page. I would have never found their page without it."