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Joke of the Day

"Aaron Hernandez will be just fine They're always drafting tight ends in prison."

"I hate airplanes and flying. It's like someone throwing a can full of people over the ocean and hoping someone in Europe will catch it."

"DADT repeal is causing apprehension and high expectations among the military's top brass The navy, in particular, is eagerly awaiting a flood of fresh seamen."

"Why do little boys whine? Because they're practicing to be men."

"What is the fastest way to lose pounds? Leave EU."

"What goes in hard and comes out soft and sticky? Gum."

"how do you piss of a frenchman? ask him what part of canada he's from"

"I don't let my kids go online. There's too many PDF files on there!"

"What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke? Nothing, because he is the one who knocks."

"Legally, if a woman is wearing hoop earrings that are as big as the side of her face, you are allowed to hurl a basketball at her head."