21478
Joke of the Day
"What's the best thing about AIDS? You're always positive"
Next Joke
"America's oldest lady was 115 years old today and she hasn't got a grey hair on her head. How come? She's completely bald."
"Though he came from a long line of spoons, Sammy Spork always noticed a slight resemblance to Mom's friend Frank, the fork living next door."
"What do you call a wandering caveman? A meanderthal."
"Did you hear about Brussels? Looks like we'll be short on sprouts this year..."
"Running your mouth is not cardio."
"Which doesn't belong: Meat, a Blow Job, Your Wife, An Egg A Blowjob, you can beat your Meat, you can beat your wife, and you can beat an egg, but you can't beat a blow job"
"I've been winning egg hunts since before I was even born."
"Newt Gingrich's face looks like a fat woman's knee."
"I knew a guy who was dyslexic... ...but he was also cross-eyed, so everything came out right."