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Joke of the Day
"What's the best thing about AIDS? You're always positive"
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"How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head? When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up"
"I recently won a punctuation competition. My prize was an apos-*trophy*."
"[God Creating Dads] God: Ah, yes. Think I'm done Dads: Hi Done, we're Dads! God: Dads: God: *creates the adjustable thermostat*"
"Throughout history they've removed a lot of key parts from the bible, like how Satan nicknamed his loofah ""Loofifer."""
"My wife is such a bad cook,if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves."
"For me, the hardest part of the driving test was escaping before the car filled with ocean water."
"God: I made a rainbow! Devil: I'm making all the fire alarm batteries die in the middle of the night."
"The only school shooting I do. Is heroin in math class."
"I'm having problems with favstar. Can all of you trophy me to see if it's working right now? Thanks."