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Joke of the Day
"Al Gore cried after having sex ... He released too many emissions."
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"Did you hear of the 2 thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months."
"They say you shouldn't smoke or drink when pregnant. I disagree. Best give it a shot before you splash out on another abortion. Besides there are only so much hangers in the world."
"[Job interview] ""How would you describe yourself?"" ""I'd use the appropriate adjectives."" ""Anything else?"" ""Over-literal sometimes."""
"How do you find will smith in a snow storm?? Just look for the fresh prints. BOOOM!"
"I'm old school in the sense that I always put women and children first. I mean, there could be spiderwebs."
"What's the difference between you and mallard with a cold? One's a sick dick, and I can't remember how it ends, but your mother is a whore. -SNL reruns-"
"Need a Polygon ? Why not Trape**z**oidberg"
"Panties ... ... are for pussies."
"So I found out Viagra's pharmaceutical name. Mycoxafloppin"