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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that a famous DJ has a dirty fetish? Because there is an Armin van Buuren"

"I just trained my dog how to fetch a beer. Now this may not sound all that impressive, but he gets them from my neighbour's fridge."

"What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard? Pillow fight!"

"I like my woman like I like my Coffee. Without a Penis."

"Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby sister? I'd much rather have a jelly baby."

"It's scary living in Massachusetts... Every time I watch the news I hear about Mass shootings."

"What happened when the mathematician put seaweed on her boobs? Algae-bra!"

"US Forces have just liberated thousands of ISIS sex slaves... All the goats and other livestock are being moved to an undisclosed location and are awaiting to be reunited with their farmers."

"I give everyone nicknames because using real names is for people who can remember people's names."

"Jimmy Savile wasn't all bad; He had a profound and lasting impact on music... Backstage at Top of the Pops, it was him who introduced Cream to Small Faces"