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Joke of the Day

"Jimmy Savile wasn't all bad; He had a profound and lasting impact on music... Backstage at Top of the Pops, it was him who introduced Cream to Small Faces"

"A pedophile and a child go into the woods It's dark and raining. The boy looks up to the man and says, ""I'm scared!"" The man replies, ""You're scared? I'm gonna have to walk out of here alone!"""

"Why wouldn't the four month old African stop crying? He was going through a midlife crisis"

"What's the difference between A circus and a brothel? One has a cunning array of stunts.."

"What do you call a wanker on a plane? a Highjacker"

"What's the difference between a tribal tattoo and /r/jokes? A tribal tattoo makes you laugh."

"Why don't good golfers cheat? Cause they play the fairway."

"When I was young, losing teeth would earn me money. Now I'm old, earning money will gain me teeth."

"Wife: Wow, I'm tired Me: Go relax, give me the recipe and I'll make dinner [Five minutes later] Me: Honey, I think we're out of...""oven""?"

"I found the city in which cheese was first produced! It's from Age!"