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Joke of the Day

"I like my woman like I like my Coffee. Without a Penis."

"What's a grammar teacher's favorite dessert? SYNONYM ROLLS!"

"2 hunters walk into a bar... ...That was the worst time to misinterpret the word 'duck'"

"A Girl To Doctor: When I Smoke Cigarette, I Feel Very Uncomfortable, On First Puff, I Put Off My Shoes. On Second, My Socks. On Third, My Shirt. Doctor: Take This Cigarette And Tell Me In Detail."

"If Iron Man and the Man of Steel were to team up, they'd be powerful alloys."

"In 1979, a call coming from inside the house was a reason for terror. In 2014, it means one of you is too lazy to shout or come downstairs."

"Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin, it tastes the same but you know it ain't quite right."

"BREAKING NEWS: Scientists sneak up on Periodic Table, add element of Surprise"

"I thought my name was ""Stop encouraging her"" until I was 11."

"Does your face hurt? Well it's killing me."