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Joke of the Day
"What did the shoes say to the pants? What up, britches?"
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"What's the difference between HP computers and HP in a video game? One of them you want to see a lot less of."
"What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left? ""You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes."""
"I met an award winning farmer yesterday He was out standing in his field."
"Accidentally shoved a girl I didn't like to the left in the grocery store thinking I was on Tinder."
"I watched the African version of ""Man v. Food"", but it was just a half-hour of a guy chasing a gazelle."
"Riverdance was invented by an Irish family with 7kids but only one toilet."
"Apparently if someone has a seizure in the bathtub, its in bad taste to throw your laundry in .. yep. Going to hell right here."
"Anonymous now declared war on ISIS... It's now a hacking contest."
"if someone asks me if I need help finding something in a department store I like to slowly describe a gun"