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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler? A flat minor"
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"Sometimes I accidentally make eye contact with someone and it's like ""well I better just go with it"" and I begin sprinting at them"
"What is zero in Roman numerals? Nothing"
"If countries don't want revolutions, they should stop putting large public squares in the middle of their cities. So stupid!"
"Being an adult is like watching a foreign movie with no subtitles in a crowded theater, everyone else knows what's going on and you just nod"
"How do you study for a prostate exam? By cramming."
"What country has the loosest regulations on incest? Google was no help, any idea?"
"-You think I'd make a bad Private Eye 'cause I can't read body language? I will prove you wrong! -Sir, you're talking to the murder victim"
"Why wouldn't you teach a woman how to ski? Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.."
"Q: How much does it cost to get married Dad? A: I don't know son I'm still paying for it."