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Joke of the Day

"What country has the loosest regulations on incest? Google was no help, any idea?"

"I like my women like I like my coffee Finely ground and sealed in an air-tight container"

"My therapist asked me, ""How would leaving twitter make you feel?"" I replied by asking him, ""How would switching therapists make you feel?"""

"Beer is like sex. When it's good it's good...when it's bad it's still pretty good."

"This election has been a bit like watching porn... The hype was fun but now it's over I'm disgusted by what I'm watching."

"What do you do if someone's choking? Pull back a few inches"

"What's a pirates favorite letter? You may have thought 'Rrrr', but it's really the C"

"I wanted to be a stand-up comedian. But i realised a sit-down comedian was more comfortable."

"Cats make the best boyfriends because they're soft, loyal, and won't claim they're straight but then turn gay after one lousy date, BRENT!"

"Why are jalapenos so annoying? Because they get jalapeno business."