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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes I accidentally make eye contact with someone and it's like ""well I better just go with it"" and I begin sprinting at them"

"Two silk worms were in a race. They ended up in a tie."

"I went to specsavers the other day.. ...guess who I bumped into? Everyone!"

"I posted ten puns hoping one of them would make it to the front page No pun in ten did"

"Sometimes my girlfriend and i like to laugh about how competitive we are. But i laugh more."

"What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A Roman Catholic. (Sorry if this is a repost)"

"they should stop calling it the ""Make-A-Wish Foundation"" and start calling it the ""No.... Make-Another-Wish Foundation"""

"If you drop a piano down a mine shaft what key does it play in? A flat minor"

"Happy Hints To brighten your day, instead of going to the gym, go to Walmart You will feel a lot better about yourself"

"Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six. One to change it five to fight off the lead guitarists who are hogging the light."