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Joke of the Day

"What is zero in Roman numerals? Nothing"

"What is the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick up your ass."

"My mate just rang me in tears... His wife has left him, taken his prized Bob marley collection and the Satellite dish. Poor Bastard.. No woman, no sky..."

"I wanted to tell you an UDP joke But you won't get it."

"Q: Where do hamburgers go to dance? A: To a meatball."

"What does a tornado and a red-neck divorce have in common? Either way someone's going to lose a trailer."

"The only thing worse than watching a TED Talk is doing it on Netflix so your TV thinks you like TED Talks & tries to make you watch more"

"Last night I had to change a light bulb, a bit later on I crossed the road, then walked into a bar... I began to realize my life was one big joke."

"HER: Wow you look great. ME: Thanks. I use both my eyes."

"Before you get into an argument with someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when the argument starts you'll be a mile away and have their shoes."