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Joke of the Day

"Why wouldn't you teach a woman how to ski? Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.."

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"Why did the brake pedal see a therapist? Because it was depressed."
"Kisses are like real estate .... Location Location Location"
"[first date] HER: I totally love Nirvana ME: Oh yeah? Name one of their albums HER: Nevermind ME Okay, forget about it then"
"Why are Michael J. Fox's milkshakes the best? He uses the best ingredients Stay classy ;)"
"[interview] BOSS: So I see you majored in communication? ME: No...miscommunication BOSS: Your resume clearly says communication ME: See?"
"What's the most depressed thing in the bathroom? The toilet. It always takes all the shit."
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