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Joke of the Day

"If countries don't want revolutions, they should stop putting large public squares in the middle of their cities. So stupid!"

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"Whenever a woman says ""how are you different from other men?"" I normally respond with ""I'm fucking hilarious."" @MaleHonesty86"
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