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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard of airplane skirts? They're so short, you can see the cockpit."
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"Your mom reminds of bricks She's constantly getting laid by Mexicans."
"what do you call a woman with one leg I-lean Just heard it!"
"Someone told me recently that the healthcare.gov website was built by a Canadian company. I guess that explains why the site is constantly freezing."
"There are two kinds of numbers... Rational numbers and Woman numbers."
"I said I wouldn't go drinking in public again, but here I am waiting for my kids to get out of school."
"What's a pilots least favorite holiday? May Day!"
"Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny? Because it makes cents (sense)."
"When your sitting in a Chevy and you feel something heavy Anybody know any silly diarrhea rhymes?"
"Reading texts you sent when you were drunk is like terrifying digital archeology."