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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard of airplane skirts? They're so short, you can see the cockpit."
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"One time I got so high that I accidentally got a job at McDonald's."
"Why hiring foreign workers can be bad... Boss: Where were you born? Woman: Germany Boss: Really? Which part? Woman: what you mean which part? Whole body born in Germany!"
"Police arrested two kids in my neighborhood today. One was drinking battery acid the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off."
"There are four guys walking down the sidewalk. The first three walk into a bar. The last one ducked."
"If your donkey ate my chicken's feet... You'd have two feet of my cock in your ass."
"What do your mom and Jesus have in common? They both got nailed"
"When you accidentally type ""me"" instead of ""my"" I read your tweets as if you are a leprechaun."
"Cheating at a limbo contest.... that's about as low as you can get!"
"God, grant me serenity to accept that people are ignorant, courage to uphold the law when I'm hostile & wisdom to realize murder is illegal."