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Joke of the Day

"If your donkey ate my chicken's feet... You'd have two feet of my cock in your ass."

"Steve Buscemi is the only reported case of the saying ""If you keep making that face, it's going to get stuck that way"" being true."

"what do you call sodium chloride crossed with a poisonous writing utensil from out the sea a salt with a deadly wetpen *hides*"

"A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his pants The bartender asks whats up with the wheel on his pants. The pirate responds with ""Yarr, it's driving me nuts."""

"Just heard Justin Bieber vowed not to return to the UK after his disastrous tour here. Well done the UK. Well done."

"So there I was balls deep in a 12 year old ... Then my dad walks in and freaks out starts screaming ""What the fuck are you doing to your sister"""

"What do you call an upside-down ""W""? An M-poster"

"What's a moo hoo for a darling bull? A dear steer!"

"How do you sink a Swedish submarine? Knock on the hatch."

"[my first day as a financial investor] ""I'm going all in on this Acme Corporation. Anybody want a piece?"""