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Joke of the Day

"Why hiring foreign workers can be bad... Boss: Where were you born? Woman: Germany Boss: Really? Which part? Woman: what you mean which part? Whole body born in Germany!"

"What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face? Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie..."

"[spider's junk email folder] -TURN YOUR WEBS INTO $$$$ -HOT SPIDERS ON YOUR CEILING WANT TO MEET YOU -TRY THE ULTIMATE 8 LEG DIET TODAY"

"Hundreds of women are battered in the US every day And all this time I've just been eating them raw..."

"These notebooks need to move on with their lives. Yeah ""College Ruled"", get over it. You're in the real world now."

"American cheese is just regular cheese that's not afraid to fight for freedom! Also, it's fatter than the other cheeses. And more racist."

"What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants? You should know, you've only read it twenty times."

"Where do some popes get their vestments? Urban Outfitters"

"Science joke An ion walks into a bar, ""Just you tonight, sir?"" ""No, I'm waiting on one more."""

"The Samsung Galaxy is a cool phone if you don't mind carrying around a 42"" screen."