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Joke of the Day
"When you accidentally type ""me"" instead of ""my"" I read your tweets as if you are a leprechaun."
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"What do you call a rape in the military? A flashbang."
"Your honor, may I approach the bench? ""You may."" *walks up to bench* *boops judge's nose*"
"A good looking girl waved at me today... but there was no way I was swimming out that far to save her."
"What I hate most. I hate people who never finish their sent"
"AMA Request: Innocent, uneducated rapist"
"I just told the girl I've been seeing for 2 years how I've felt about her. she's a bitch"
"I've decided to start carrying a knife. After an attempted mugging last week I've decided to start carrying a knife. Since then, my mugging attempts have been much more successful."
"I have read so many things about the impact of smoking and drinking alcohol I think I will quit reading soon."
"What's the best part of dating a quadriplegic? Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style."