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Joke of the Day

"What is the slogan of the Mormon Church? ""We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young."""

"You brought me roses? I can't eat this. Get out."

"Eat, Pray, Smoke Weed, Eat, Eat, Eat, Eat, Eat, Eat, Love."

"What did the Nazi become after the war ended? A veterinarian (veteran aryan)."

"I don't trust people who say ""I married my best friend"" because I don't think dogs can truly consent to marriage."

"So I had sex with this Asian girl the other day... She didn't speak much English, but I think she liked it. She kept on screaming ""Wong Ho! Wong Ho!"""

"Had to delete my Pokemon porn, because the new stuff is way better."

"Who Has a Chance for the Title: The World's First Gay Ass Motherfucker? Brody Jenner, Bruce's / Caitlyn's son First joke posted."

"CNN is fucked if their viewers ever discover they can access the Internet on their own."

"There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a trinary joke."