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Joke of the Day
"I really hate it when my gay friends joke about docking... It really gets under my skin."
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"Want to Hulu and chill? There's like 90 seconds of ads so you won't miss any of the show."
"What is a gays favorite sandwich A lgblt."
"What's Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill? Walking Jk, rolling"
"For once my family is going to have a Happy Thanksgiving. This year I'm stuffing the turkey with Prozac."
"Why go out and be a 3rd wheel when you can stay home and be a unicycle?"
"In bed I'm like Beethoven It's all over in three movements."
"I wouldn't let you touch me with a 10 foot pole! No seriously, why do you have a 10 foot pole?! THAT'S NOT NORMAL!"
"My dog Minton ate my shuttlecock Bad Minton"
"How do you make anti-freeze? Take away her blanket."