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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an Arab who owns 5,000 cows A Milk Sheikh."

"Why do hipsters love Raiders of the Lost Ark? Because it's the first Indy movie."

"I've got no beef with white wine."

"What is the hardest part of watching an orphanage burn down? My dick."

"I am aware that I am less than some people prefer me to be but most people are unaware that I am so much more than what they see."

"Women with horses are rich versions of cat ladies."

"We saw a Taliban bukkake film the other night. It was much the same as a normal porn film, except there was a much bigger explosion over her face at the end."

"The waitress just asked, ""Still happy over here, guys?"" and I'm not sure how to respond."

"What's the difference between ELI5 and AskScience? About 3 replies in the top comment thread."

"My swear jar has more money in it than my bank account"