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Joke of the Day
"I'm extremely grateful that spiders don't scream back."
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"Wynona Ryder was great in Stranger Things. She stole the show"
"I like making babies... Unsuccessfully, of course."
"How do you catch an elephant? Dig a hole, line it with peas and fill it with ashes. That way when the elephant comes to take a pea, you kick him in the ash hole."
"What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing... It just waved."
"Why don't blind people like to skydive? Because it scares the dog."
"how to tell your girl shes getting fat (actual convo on valentines day with my girl) me-i love fruit, her-i love chips, me- you better start to love fruit or youl love handles"
"The only thing better than living a mundane, boring life is writing about it on the internet."
"Guinness book of world records I use to have my dick in the Guinness book of world records, but then the librarian told me I had to leave."
"Why'd the factory worker hate their job? Because it was soda pressing."