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Joke of the Day
"I like making babies... Unsuccessfully, of course."
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"I play Jenga on our first date So she knows my pull out game is strong"
"What do you call an original joke on this subreddit? Rare."
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"Two peanuts walks into a bar... ...and one was a salted."
"I want to die peacefully, like my grandfather Not screaming, like the people in the bus he was driving."
"Is there big money in the cattle business? So I've herd!"
"Have you heard about these cats getting plastic surgery to look like kittens?"
"Cat: who? Me: what? Cat: when? Me: where? Cat: how? Me: Cat: we need a life Me: we Cat: well Im dead and ur talkin to me so more you Me:"
"How do Mexicans cut pizza? Little Caesars (say it out loud)"