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Joke of the Day
"Why'd the factory worker hate their job? Because it was soda pressing."
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"The Russian version of ""How I Met Your Mother"" is just a single episode showing a guy browsing a web page."
"A visibly exhausted man walks into a bar and orders a drink. ""Long day?"" asks the bartender. ""No, all days are 24 hours long"" the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is."
"Why don't pediatricians like to wait? Because they have little patients."
"Friends are like steaks If you grill them for long enough, they become rare"
"Being attracted to my own flaccid penis really sucks. But it does have its ups and downs."
"my aunt: why u kids always on them phones cant u have a real conversation me: *puts down phone* *crosses legs* why did u melt the ice caps"
"At the job interview... Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in three years? Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision"
"I hate those Babushka dolls... ...they're so full of themselves!"
"All these mean jokes about the Boston Marathon Bombing ... are really crossing the line... too soon?"