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Joke of the Day
"How do you keep a blonde busy? Put ""flip"" on both sides of a piece of paper"
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"Paddy and Murphy walking down the street, paddy falls over, paddy says 'Murphy, call me an ambulance' Murphy says.. PAAAADDY IS AN AMBULANCE!!"
"I used to think it was cool to be into guys 10+ years my senior but turns out all they want to do is talk about tv shows I never watched"
"People usually stop coming over to your house when you greet them with ""Make yourself at home, BUT WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T OPEN THE FREEZER."""
"""What an awesome body-"" Oh... thanks. I work out- ""- of research."" - formulas. I work out formulas. *sips tea* I do a lot of math."
"What is an extremist's favourite thing to have sex with? A blow up doll"
"What did the pilot say to the Vietnamese mechanic underneath the plane? "" ""You are the Nguyen beneath my wings"""
"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? I can't marmalade my cock in someones ass."
"Why do all black people go to heaven? The Son is attracted to black"
"Did you hear about the orthopedic surgeon that replaced his knee with a metal implant? You could see the irony...."