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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the orthopedic surgeon that replaced his knee with a metal implant? You could see the irony...."

"If space is a vacuum... Why is the earth so dirty?"

"Went to the gym and asked the trainer. Could you help me do splits? Trainer: Sure How flexible are you? Me: I can only do Thursday."

"A group of musicians walk into an Italian restaurant. The host says ""I am a sorry. We a cannot a serve you. You are a band."""

"What's your favorite dirty joke? Mine is: Wht do Jewish men have their sons circumsised? Because they know Jewish women can't resist anything 10% off."

"What does a ghost trucker drive? Frightliner edit: sawonne assured me no apology was necessary."

"I can't tell if the vegans upstairs are having sex or are finally eating a steak."

"What's the fourth derivative called? Inauguration. Why? Change of jerk."

"Cop: Tell us what you know! Me: Penguins are monogamous creatures with noted cases of bisexuality Cop: *typing up his science report*"

"coding humor 1 +1 ___ =10"