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Joke of the Day

"Why do all black people go to heaven? The Son is attracted to black"

"To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas present - They are due back at the library tomorrow."

"A teacher and her student practice counting Teacher: OK now, 61,62,63,64,65,66,67,68,69...what comes after 69? Student: Mouthwash That student was sent home"

"3yr old: [whispering] I have a secret ""What it is, sweetie?"" 3: [shouting] I POOPED! ""Do you know what a secret is?"" 3: [whispering] no."

"The new iPhone 6s Plus is going to be a smash hit. Yeah, I heard it's a HUGE 6S."

"History exam. There was no match for the history exam that Mr. Grey had set for his students. It was the Grey test of all time."

"'I know a black person' - White people"

"What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover vaccuum? The position of the dirt bag."

"Why couldn't Handel play his harpsichord? Because it was baroquen."

"Aoccdrnig to Ylae rseaerch, it deosn't mtater waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are in, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is how mcuh mnoey you hvae"