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Joke of the Day
"What is an extremist's favourite thing to have sex with? A blow up doll"
Next Joke
"I just got to my Grandpa's house, we have a little talk about politics, and then he says we should watch something intelligent... And then He put on Fox News."
"ME: I can't come in to work. My grandma died BOSS: your grandma has died 4 times this year ME: yeah she's a cat"
"Skinny = anorexic , thick = obese , virgin = too good , non-virgin = slut , friendly = fake , quiet = rude. You can never please society"
"""For sale: Brown skinned Cabbage Patch doll..."" It's only Harv Price"
"Why did the man throw his watch out the window? He wanted to see time fly!"
"what do you call a lady with one leg Ilene sorry if I killed you because of how old this is"
"How many frat brahs does it take to screw in a light bulb? None- it's already lit, fam"
"Why was George Washington buried on Mount Vernon? Because he was dead!"
"What really ticks people off? Time bombs."