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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who hates pencils? Erracist"
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"What is the Donner Party's favorite donut? Munchkin."
"What's a pirates favorite material? ~~Arrrgyle~~*YARRRN!*^Thanks ^Bravesurf"
"I like my woman like I like my vodka.... Gone in the morning."
"Every night before bed I do this cute little thing where I stare at the Internet for 6.5 hours"
"Well, Palm Sunday was a lot more fun than 'closed-fist Monday'"
"Jackpot is like regular pot, but with a questionable added ingredient..."
"Forgot to make resolutions? Just write out everything you did last night and at the beginning add the word ""stop."""
"When I was young, sticking my tongue out to someone was like giving them the middle finger."
"Memory is the second thing we lose as we age I forgot what the first one is"