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Joke of the Day
"Well, Palm Sunday was a lot more fun than 'closed-fist Monday'"
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"Brain: HEY 2am let's think about Greg Me: Ok Brain: He saw you scratching your nose today & thinks you picked it Me: Wa...what? Brain: Owned"
"All day people keep mentioning the new 20 dollar bills I check my wallet everytime somebody mentions it and mine are all still Jackson."
"County lockup has been a lot more fun since they started giving out temporary prison tattoos."
"What did the two oceans say to each-other? Nothing, they just waved."
"Do you know the worst part about drinking bleach? It never gets pass the noose."
"How many Jews can you fit in a car? One hundred. Five and the rest in the ashtray. (An Austrian friend told me this joke.)"
"A photon walks into a hotel..... ..... And is asked if he needs help with his luggage. The photon replies, ""No thanks, I'm traveling light."""
"Wife: Are you even listening to me? Me: Of course W: Oh yeah, what did I say? M: [smoke bomb] W: I can still see you M: [Another smoke bomb]"
"Why is an elephant braver than a hen ? Because the elephant isn't chicken !"